Blog Post 6

The thing that annoys me the most is when people to me to "chill" or to "relax" when I am not hype or overly excited. I might be slightly annoyed but when you to me to chill when I do not need to you do absolutely nothing productive. You tell me to stop being something that I am not, and in the process you would just make me more annoyed. What is this witchcraft? Why are you thinking that way? Do you want me to be more angry even when you are telling me to not be while I am not? What if this is some kind of trick that they are trying to pull off? Are they trying to drive me into madness with this contradicting instructions? I am I on the other side of sanity? You are not invited. How can one not be something, be told not to be it, and then suddenly be it? Nurse help! This straight jacket is crooked.... Ok, sorry. I am back you witchcraft practicer. I apologize for my tangent, but seriously, do not tell me to relax when I am already relaxed, or the next thing that is going to happen is that you'll probably have 7 or 95 crossbow bolts driven through your knee.

The best footballer (soccer player) of all time is Lionel Messi. Sure the great classics like Pele, Maradona, Cryuff, Best, Jarzinho, Cantona, Koeman, and Zico were all fantastic player. But nowadays when you watch Messi you simply have to be amazed. No one can do it the way he does. Cristiano Ronaldo dances around the ball, waits for a defensive mistake, and beats one defender. Messi simply runs at top speed forward, sliding the ball this way and that with his left foot between 1 2 3 4 5 6 defenders and then has the composer to chip the goalie, or fake the first shot and slot it on the inside corner. When Messi gets the ball and there are less than 4 defenders infront him there is usually only ever one outcome: he will score. No one can stop him. He has an all time scoring/game record of nearly 1.5, in a sport where anything anywhere near .5 makes you a national hero. At only 24 Messi still isn't even in his soccer prime (27 years old) and has at minimum 8 years still to play competitively in top flight top league teams.

The best place to get food in the area around us is the sonic by LA Fitness and Facenda-Whiticker bowling ally. It is relatively close to most places in Blue Bell, and is around alot of hang out places (including most of the party houses). I also heard that they will not serve witchcraft practicers so it is a perfectly safe place to host giraffe neck fight bouts. They serve everything from ice cream shakes to hot fast food. It is all delicious, though maybe slightly unhealthy, and kind of cheap. Forget the unhealthy part though because there is a gym, LA Fitness, almost right there. There is also no problem parking because the parking lot is huge and it is also close to Shop Rite and who doesn't love just chilling at ShopRite? They also sell crossbows and greatswords in the back if you have the money and an Ancient Weapons Holding License, but those are easy to come by as you can purchase them at the bowling ally arcade for like 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 tickets. Happy hunting.